Do you have anything wholesale?
Message me to do 'big biznis' so we can work something out with a special wholesale price.

How will I know that my items won't be broken upon arrival?
Anything fragile is bubble wrapped and caressed prior to shipping.

Do you take custom/personalized orders?
Of course, your wish is my command! Just shoot me a message!

Do you do personal delivery around Calgary?
Of course, just let me know and I'll take my luxurious Jeep and drive the order to you myself.

Why is it taking so long for my order to arrive? Is it on camelback?
No, your order is not on camelback, it's with Canada Post which is even slower. Unfortunately, I don't see much from my side so I recommend you give them a call to see what the hell is taking so long!

Do you have anything for US National Parks?
Hell no. Canada Only! 🇨🇦

What's the difference between 'Canada National Parks' and 'Quebec National Parks'?
In Quebec, many magnificent natural areas are protected by the government of Quebec. These form a network of provincial parks known as "National Parks". In other words, Quebec is weird and they love to confuse us.

What animal has the longest lifespan?
The bowhead whale obviously! Duh! Those suckers can live up to 200 years!